Alternate Universe

I met myself in a alternate universe and you know what, everything including myself seemed the same which makes me wonder why they call it an alternate universe when nothing is altered except for one thing, my alternate self had no idea there were alternate universes and he seemed a lot happier than me so I told him about alternate universes and now everything is exactly the same which makes me wonder again, why are they called alternate universes?

Surviving Zombies

After one bite or scratch from a zombie, transformation is instantaneous and even though they prefer to eat brains and living flesh, dead flesh will do in a pinch which they never show in movies.  

So you’re in a group of people running away from zombies and the last guy in the group is bitten and instantly becomes a zombie and bites the guy next to him who bites the next person in the group and soon all are bitten and transformed into zombies.  So they stop running from zombies and begin eating zombies and after a while there’s only one left.  Last zombie standing you could say. Then that one begins looking for remnants of other such groups and eventually they all eat each other up leaving one of course, probably half eaten which shouldn’t be too hard to kill if you can wait it out long enough.