Liberty, Justice and a Top Secret Clearance for All

Now that we know who the real enemy is

we should hire half the population to spy on the other half. 

That would solve our unemployment problem, 

yield better results 

and probably be a lot cheaper than using all this hi-tech stuff.

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Just think, somewhere
someone is being patted on the back
for coming up with a stupid idea
to be debated in Congress next week.