Hurrah for the Weirdos

The weirdos have stolen our pride,

redefined our love

and turned their dreams into our's

but

just so long I get my check

I don't give a crap

what they or anyone believes.

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We've become a nation of weirdos
all consumed with this equality crap
that always excludes the rich.

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Millionaires and billionaires
are minorities
who never whine about equality.

We should follow their example
after all,
we follow everything else they dictate.

Putting It All Back In Perspective

US Population 2013

72%  White  12% Black  

If you think they're taking over it probably means you're watching too much TV.

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49%  Men  51%  Women

This is why Hillary can't win.  Women won't allow it.  

Women in general will never relinquish real power for fake or token power.   

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4%  Gay   96% Straight

The only historic or amazing thing about their right to marry is how such a small
percentage of the population gained so much attention.  

Just say, 

'we're sending our troops in to train their armies'.

Just say, 

'due to some crisis we're jacking up the prices'.

Just say,

'there are always a few bad apples in the barrel'.

BUT DON'T SAY,

'We love making war!  We love the greedy
and whatever you do don't say what everyone knows,

a few bad apples rots all the apples!'

haiku

Now that we're 3rd world,

dummified with no way out, 

give us more soccer.

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Give us more pretense

for nothing is real these days

but the lame applause.

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Give us low incomes,

higher prices and more hype.

We love being duped.

Camel Update

The eye of the needle expanded exponentially

therefore, the rich can now buy passage

 and the words of that prophet are obsolete.

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The last straw shrinks exponentially

therefore, the back never breaks 

and the end of the world never comes.

more haiku

Ad saturation

is a mind numbing evil

no one talks about.

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We just accept it.
It's like selling a product
is our new gospel.

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The long term effect

of commercialization 

is mass dysfunction.

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The things we oppose

are now the things we favor,

soon opposed again.

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You discover truth.
Then spend your life denying
what you discovered.