Saturday, July 27, 2013


The difference between terrorists 
who hate our government 
and want to shut it down 

and the ‘obstructionist crew’
who hate our government 
and threaten to shut it down 

is, um,  beyond me,

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Our head cheerleader
likes to speech us to death
while the players play
and ignore his every word.

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Shutdown Tactic

Put a big booger on a cookie
then give it to a kid
and if he refuses to eat it
tell everyone the kid hates cookies.

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Sunday, July 21, 2013

The USCA
(United States of Corporate America) 

Nickel and dime us to death.  
It’s what our passivity demands. 
One nation under corporate rule 
and the profit for which it stands.

Forget all previous pledges, 
the world is quite different now.
Watch what you do and say 
and don't question why or how.

Just pay the bill and move on. 
It’s all thy master expects.
Debit is the preferable method
but it will accept checks.


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On judgment day
the lord from his mighty throne will ask,
‘did you give your profit loss statement to Peter
on your way in?’ and if you did
he will direct you to your just deserves.

But if you didn’t and say something like
‘I thought money wasn’t the most important thing in life’
he will laugh and ask,
‘do you still have teeth to gnash?'



Sunday, July 14, 2013

Good Bad Guys

In their shoes, 
from their point of view 
they are right 
and fight the good fight.

Absurd as it seems
their irrationality 
is quite rational to them 
who flip us off.

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Problem is 
their numbers will grow 
and that's something
beyond anyone’s control.

So, stand your ground 
and mow them all down 
and thank your lucky stars 
you live in America.


Monday, July 8, 2013

Dog Days

I cringe, shrug and turn away, no way 
am I going to watch that display 
of stupidity anymore, such a bore, all the gore 
shoved down our viewing throats.

Switch the channel to the news, the blues 
like inky shadows prevail, oh hell 
just turn the damn thing off.  

Take a walk to the mini mall where all 
seek shelter from the heat and eat 
tasty morsels of processed crap they lap 
up like hungry dogs.