I Think We Think 

One way to solve the stupid problem

is to make everyone stupid

so we’re all too stupid to realize

we have a problem

and if I was as broke as the government 

because I spent too much

I guess I could stop buying food and starve

or I could just get more money

and oh by the way,

who’s giving Rafa Nadal wedgies

before each serve?

More Stupid Questions

When did it become fiscal irresponsible

to care for the elderly and less fortunate

and where are all these jobs

the Bush tax breaks have been creating

these past eight years

and is a wiener the same as a frank?