Give Them Holidays, Games and Reruns 

(haiku)

Every holiday

is a commercial pretense,

a reason to spend.

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No one remembers

the reasons we celebrate.

Just how much it cost.

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When we are all spent

nothing new is created

but the same old thing.

Just Another Holiday

(haiku)

Labor Day folly.

Celebrate the working man

then lower his wage.

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The working man's goal.

Work an entire life away

making others rich.

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When the work is done

live on an entitlement

they yearn to deny.

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Make it to the end

and you and all that hard work

just goes up in smoke.

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Few will remember
who or what you even did,
least of all your boss.

A Looney Tunes World 

(haiku)

True Democracy

is when the people vote for

the best Oligarch.

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Mid East new normal.

Blow up all antiquities 

and murder your own.

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The General says,

'recruit terrorists to kill

other terrorists'.

If our enemies

can just hold on long enough

they can fight for us.

Days of Folly

(haiku)

In ring number one

all the clowns are gathering

to run for office.

*

Reality show

presidential candidates

sorta says it all.

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I feel really proud

to be an American

in commercial land.

Hurrah for the Weirdos

The weirdos have stolen our pride,

redefined our love

and turned their dreams into our's

but

just so long I get my check

I don't give a crap

what they or anyone believes.

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We've become a nation of weirdos
all consumed with this equality crap
that always excludes the rich.

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Millionaires and billionaires
are minorities
who never whine about equality.

We should follow their example
after all,
we follow everything else they dictate.

Putting It All Back In Perspective

US Population 2013

72%  White  12% Black  

If you think they're taking over it probably means you're watching too much TV.

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49%  Men  51%  Women

This is why Hillary can't win.  Women won't allow it.  

Women in general will never relinquish real power for fake or token power.   

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4%  Gay   96% Straight

The only historic or amazing thing about their right to marry is how such a small
percentage of the population gained so much attention.  

Just say, 

'we're sending our troops in to train their armies'.

Just say, 

'due to some crisis we're jacking up the prices'.

Just say,

'there are always a few bad apples in the barrel'.

BUT DON'T SAY,

'We love making war!  We love the greedy
and whatever you do don't say what everyone knows,

a few bad apples rots all the apples!'