Hurrah for the Weirdos

The weirdos have stolen our pride,

redefined our love

and turned their dreams into our's

but

just so long I get my check

I don't give a crap

what they or anyone believes.

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We've become a nation of weirdos
all consumed with this equality crap
that always excludes the rich.

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Millionaires and billionaires
are minorities
who never whine about equality.

We should follow their example
after all,
we follow everything else they dictate.