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The difference between terrorists 

who hate our government 

and want to shut it down 

and the ‘obstructionist crew’

who hate our government 

and threaten to shut it down 

is, um,  beyond me,

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Our head cheerleader
likes to speech us to death
while the players play
and ignore his every word.

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Shutdown Tactic

Put a big booger on a cookie
then give it to a kid
and if he refuses to eat it
tell everyone the kid hates cookies.

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