Saturday, June 27, 2015


Putting It All Back In Perspective

US Population 2013

72%  White  12% Black  
If you think they're taking over it probably means you're watching too much TV.

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49%  Men  51%  Women
This is why Hillary can't win.  Women won't allow it.  
Women in general will never relinquish real power for fake or token power.   

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4%  Gay   96% Straight
The only historic or amazing thing about their right to marry is how such a small
percentage of the population gained so much attention.  





Monday, June 8, 2015

Just say, 
'we're sending our troops in to train their armies'.

Just say, 
'due to some crisis we're jacking up the prices'.

Just say,
'there are always a few bad apples in the barrel'.


BUT DON'T SAY,

'We love making war!  We love the greedy
and whatever you do don't say what everyone knows,
a few bad apples rots all the apples!'




Sunday, June 7, 2015

haiku

Now that we're 3rd world,
dummified with no way out, 
give us more soccer.

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Give us more pretense
for nothing is real these days
but the lame applause.

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Give us low incomes,
higher prices and more hype.
We love being duped.





Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Camel Update

The eye of the needle expanded exponentially
therefore, the rich can now buy passage
 and the words of that prophet are obsolete.

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The last straw shrinks exponentially
therefore, the back never breaks 
and the end of the world never comes.





more haiku

Ad saturation
is a mind numbing evil
no one talks about.

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We just accept it.
It's like selling a product
is our new gospel.

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The long term effect
of commercialization 
is mass dysfunction.

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The things we oppose
are now the things we favor,
soon opposed again.

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You discover truth.
Then spend your life denying
what you discovered.





Monday, May 18, 2015


(two verse haiku)

Machines drive for us,
fly for us and think for us.
What have we become?

'Free', a salesman says.
'You are free to scratch your ass
and text all you want.'




Sunday, April 19, 2015

Pundit Paradise

Out in the great dumb down 
they sit around
watching with eager anticipation

huge faces on huge screens
swaying every issue and decision  
and no one is the wiser.